I have Corona

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
03/13/2020 at 17:59 • Filed to: None

I need 2 weeks off now

I was gonna have a case of Corona but then I remembered I have to drink all that stuff too

So I just got one.... there's only so far I'm willing to go for a bad joke

Chariotoflove > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
03/13/2020 at 18:04

Did you get lyme with that?

pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
03/13/2020 at 18:07

Kinja'd!!!

amirite?

of course not..it dulls the sensation :p

The only time I drink Corona now is if it’s free and cold. Even free isn’t good enough if it ain’t cold.

One bottle seems like the responsible choice. I just stocked up on:

Kinja'd!!!

and

Kinja'd!!!

The fact that we have no F1 this weekend means a lot of sad drinking for me.

Chariotoflove > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
03/13/2020 at 18:11

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ttyymmnn > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
03/13/2020 at 18:12

Now it’s my turn to take pity on you.

Corona is one of the few cheap beers I can drink sans vomiting.

oh woes me :p

It’s on his ticklist!

Chariotoflove > Ash78, voting early and often
03/13/2020 at 19:41

You mite be right.

smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
03/13/2020 at 21:17

Help my eyeball itches and I’m not allowed to do anything about it anymore.

*coughs*

the fuck do you want me to do about it?

pee on it?

*doctor far the fucking sight is in da fucking hizzay?*

(uhh.. i think i meant to say sorry)

smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
03/13/2020 at 22:33

I guess I could pour bleach on it. That’s what the doctors say to do right?

me mum says steal the disinfectant kick back and relax

and shes a doctor